This dude needs help.  Mizzou on-again/off-again QB, Maty Mauk, is off-again.  He’s been suspended indefinitely (his third suspension) after a video surfaced on social media that appears to show him–uh, maybe him…snorting cocaine–er, a white powdery substance.

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Interim MU Chancellor Hank Foley held a press conference late yesterday concerning Melissa Click, the faculty member charged yesterday with 3rd degree assault from her actions during the MU protests in November.  He says (yawn) they’re looking at her (sigh) position and considering tenure (boring) and have assigned a (I’m drifting off) task force…blah, blah….bl,l,m

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A city in Massachusetts has a new rule for those wishing to carry guns…write an essay and explain why you want to carry.  Wow…

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